Fro Magnum Man – I’m Awesome!

******DISCLAIMER*****
This is a VERY rough mix. I literally just recorded it. So, it will definitely sound better once I take some time mixing it. Look for this track on my upcoming free cd… NO CHARGE.
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It’s been a while since I’ve made a track just for the fun of it. A good old fashion exercise in lyrical ability. Bragging… Some times you just gotta have a bragging track. One thing of note is that I used an older production technique (low end theory) on this beat. That is why the bass is so dirty, and bouncy.

Without further ado, I present my new song, entitled…
I’m Awesome!

Lyrics:

Chorus:
I hate to admit when I make mistakes, and it’s plain to see I need to lose some weight… But I’m awesome!
Fro Magnum Man is awesome, when he rhymes
You can call me a nerd, and I’d probably agree, I’ve been known to play a little bit of D&D…But I’m Awesome!
Fro Magnum Man is Awesome, when he rhymes

I got a tendency to let my pen descend telekinetically
Essentially drenching my pad with words I thought of mentally
Potentially transcend the board traversing weaponry
Eventually reach the bottom like pixilated centipedes
Increasing speeds as each new level is reached
Reappearing repeatedly at the top of your screen
I seem to remember the screams from Atari machines
As the fiends tried to defeat the high score I’d achieved
I Never STOP
I Prefer inertia,
Hip hop Clerk
Would you like to make some tracks berserker?
Converge with a diabolical plot set to hurt ya
Compose my rhymes with ease I rarely stare at blinking cursors
I say what I mean, and I mean what I say
I stay blazing pages with phrases amazing sages all day
Towards the edges of the pack is the direction I stray
From the Bell Curve, Fro Magnum Man is six Sigma away

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I got a voice in which you can trust plus I’m fun to voyage with
You got a lower approval rating than Rod Blagojevich
Give great advice for things I know, But I don’t know who this Dawson Is
My boy Faraci, can cook and awesome sauce with sausages
I’m a pretty chill dude, most would say I suppose
I like computers and comics and going to shows
I get Ludacris with flows when I’m pissed off at foes
I’m gonna k-k-k-k-kick you in your head with my toes
I keep my style fresh and my content versatile
An incredible force, like the jaws of crocodiles
Sonic boom your ass and then I’ll comb my hair like Guile
I do not care what coast you’re on I’ve always preferred Dial
Which brings me to the point of feeling fantastic
Because I’m living in a city with a needle that’s galactic
If I’m in the need of guidance or if I’m losing my way
I can visit Jimi Hendrix and Bruce Lee in the same day

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I’m fascinated with assassinating these rap paragraphs
It’s bad, in fact, I’m mad at rap because it caters to you average cats
I’m hazardous, I imagine that calculating your
Chances of beating me equate equally to surviving an avalanche
Born under the sun, a Leo, a lion
Your orders I’m defying, there is still no denying
I’m a little bit narcissistic
I’m a lyricist that’s been gifted
With an ability to judge with wisdom and your
A bit of a lyrical midget
I’m gonna dropkick imposters claiming that their flows are monstrous
Exposing your plot, you should acknowledge you’re innocuous
Keep my flow provocative, like oxygen to phosphorous –
My rhymes demolishing apostles of apocalypse
I got a dossier of toxic documents stolen from my psychologist
He thinks I’m crazy or possessed by some demonic shit
I dislike your music, because your music is preposterous
In order to digest I need to ingest acidophilus

-Chorus-